If Friends Characters Were Churches

She's right in there. Thanks for the coffee. Or, uh, bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. Je spreekt Nederlands. Dat is tekerk. Happy familiedar. Yeah, we're done.

Sarcastic Humor and Private Conversation

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Hey, I'm trying to have a private conversation right now. No, just give me the thing, all right? Give me the thing, all right? Enough, and you are no longer my friend.

Homemade Lotion, Baby Rash, and Chandler's Clothes

I, uh, I hope you don't mind. I used some of my homemade lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream. Dry that rash right up. Plus, it keeps the hands young. I'm Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Laboratory Samples and a Misused Scientific Term

Right. So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery. What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sentimentary. What are you doing?

Accents, Hating Me, and the Morning Greeting

Oh, you can have an accent, but I can't. How about a morning to you, laddies?

Can you just please stop?

Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year. So what, did you all just join together to hate me? Who else was in this club?

Ross and the Evolution Question

Me and Ross. No need to point. She knows who Ross is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. But you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution? No, not really.

Darwin, Monkeys, and a Minister to Raise a Child

You don't believe in evolution? I don't know. It's just, you know, monkeys, Darwin. You know, it's a nice story. I just think it's a little too easy. Tibbet!

Tibbet! I read some great applications, but then I thought, who better than a minister to raise a child? Amen.

Smelly Cat and the Final Wordplay

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody! Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before. So it's important that you understand it's about communicating very private emotions. You are the paleontologist. Yes, yes I am. And you are a periodontist.

See, now they're as different as night and later that night.