If Friends Characters Were Churches

She's right in there.

Thanks for the coffee.

Or, uh, bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter.

Je spreekt Nederlands.

Dat is tekerk.

Happy familiedar.

Yeah, we're done.

I'm not great at the advice.

Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Hey, I'm trying to have a private conversation right now.

No, just give me the thing, all right?

Give me the thing, all right?

Enough, and you are no longer my friend.

I, uh, I hope you don't mind.

I used some of my homemade lotion on Emma.

It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream.

Dry that rash right up.

Plus, it keeps the hands young.

I'm Chandler.

Could I be wearing any more clothes?

Right.

So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery.

What he believed to be igneous was, in fact, sentimentary.

What are you doing?

Oh, you can have an accent, but I can't.

How about a morning to you, laddies?

Can you just please stop?

Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year.

So what, did you all just join together to hate me?

Who else was in this club?

Me and Ross.

No need to point.

She knows who Ross is.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

But you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?

No, not really.

You don't believe in evolution?

I don't know.

It's just, you know, monkeys, Darwin.

You know, it's a nice story.

I just think it's a little too easy.

Tibbet!

Tibbet!

I

read some great applications, but then I thought, who better than a minister to raise a child?

Amen.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your

fault.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Everybody!

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before.

So it's important that you understand it's about communicating

very private emotions.

You are the paleontologist.

Yes, yes I am.

And you are a periodontist.

See, now they're as different as night and later that night.