If Friends Characters Were Churches

She's right in there. Thanks for the coffee.

Or uh, bedankt voor de koffie, Gunter. Je spreekt

Nederlands. Dat is te gek. Happy familie daar. Yeah, we're done.

I'm not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Hey, I'm trying to have a private conversation right now.

I hope you don't mind, I used some of my homemade lotion on Emma. It's a mixture of calendula and honey cream.

Dry that rash right up. Plus, it keeps the hands young. I'm Chandler.

Could I be wearing any more clothes? Right, so when

Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory, he made a startling discovery.

What he believed to be igneous was in fact sedimentary. What are you doing?

Oh, you can have an accent, but I can't. How about a morning to you laddies? Just, please stop.

Yes, yes, Bombay is very, very nice this time of year. So what, did you all just join together to hate me?

Who else was in this club? Me, and Ross. No need to point, she knows who

Ross is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, you don't, uh, you don't believe in evolution?

No, not really. You don't believe in evolution?

I don't know, it's just, you know, monkeys, Darwin, you know, it's a nice story,

I just think it's a little too easy. Tibbet! Tibbet!

Tibbet! Tibbet! Tibbet! Shut up!

Shut up! Shut up! Yeah, I read some great applications, but then

I thought, who better than a minister to raise a child? Amen. Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you?

Everybody! Smelly cat, smelly cat, it's not your fault.

You know, I've never played my stuff for anyone before, so it's important that you understand it's about communicating very private emotions.

You are the, uh, paleontologist. Yes, yes I am.

And you are a... periodontist. See, nothing as different as night and...