Why Are Charismatics So Weird? Kat Kerr Goes to Christmas Town

Justin Peters

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Hello, ladies and gentlemen. My name is Justin Peters. I hope that you and your family are doing well today.

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I want to thank you so much for joining me for this short little podcast. This is the next installment of my new series entitled,

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Why Are Charismatics So Weird? And this installment is featuring

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Kat Kerr. Kat Kerr is the pink -haired prophetess. She has pink hair not by fashion preference, no, but because on one of her many excursions to heaven,

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Jesus told her that he wanted her to have pink hair. And so she dutifully obeyed that command and dyed her hair pink.

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Kat Kerr has been to heaven many times. In fact, she goes to heaven multiple times per day and by her own confession has been there thousands of times.

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So she shuttles back and forth between heaven and earth with great regularity, undoubtedly accruing quite the frequent flyer miles.

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So on this particular excursion, Kat Kerr went to Christmastown and to another place.

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And so this is from an interview she did just a couple months ago. And so I will play this and I might have just a few edits here and there just to illustrate absurdity.

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Without any further delay, ladies and gentlemen, Kat Kerr. Hey guys, welcome to Wednesdays with Kat.

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Today is December 22nd, 2021. I'm filling in for Steve Schultz today.

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We have such a special episode today for you guys. We're going to be on with Kat talking all about Christmastown.

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Christmastown is actually a place in heaven. And for those who don't know me, you may not be able to wrap your natural mind around anything that I say.

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That's for sure. But sorry, I digress. Because it comes by revelation.

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And so I've been taking on tours of heaven, not just once, but many times. And the father said to me, why would

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I not have fun if I said in my word, you know, you must come like a little child. He said,

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I'd be in a lot of trouble if I didn't have fun places for people who are like little kids. Okay, sorry to interrupt, but I have to.

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Did you notice how she said that that God told her I would be in trouble if I didn't have fun places for the kids?

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No, no. God emphatically did not say that. The sinless

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God who is thrice holy would never in an eternity of eternities say

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I would be in trouble. Okay. But see, this is the thing with charismatics is the vast majority.

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It's no big deal. It's no big deal to put words in God's mouth that he did not say.

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They're absolutely flippant about it. Back to Cat. And one of the places

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I was taken to is a place in heaven where it snows all the time.

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Now I know a lot of people are going to love this more will love it than not. It snows all the time, but you have to remember

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I'm talking about heaven, not the earth. The snow is alive. Everything in heaven has life.

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The plants sing, the plants talk, the birds, the creatures, even the building shout out, the ground shouts out all the time and worships

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Jesus Christ. They have a place called the Friendly Forest. Oh, apples.

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Oh, look. You can go and have conversations with trees, with the rocks.

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Ouch. What do you think you're doing? We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and did you say something?

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She was hungry. She was hungry. With the creatures, there's so much life there you can't escape it.

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So I hope that makes you understand. In Christmastown, when you go there, that is where Nicholas lives.

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Yes, Nick. Some people call him Saint Nick. Some people call him Santa, call him whatever. His actual name is

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Nicholas. But I do want to say this. He lives there. He loves the snow. It's snow where he lived on earth.

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And so God created this beautiful place. When you make a snowman in Christmastown in heaven, it is alive.

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Happy Birthday! Because there are huge trees in Christmastown and all the lights on the trees are baby stars like that he plucked out of the sky, put them on the trees and they all sing worship music to Jesus.

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But they also sing Christmas songs. And I want you to know, Nicholas himself loves

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Jesus Christ. And that's why therefore the shirt, you know, here's a shirt right here with Santa and having to do selfies with Jesus.

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Okay, I want to pause again here. Look, she's wearing a shirt with a drawing of Jesus and Santa, Saint Nick, Santa Claus.

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And look, Santa is doing his fingers, you know, I've heard it said that that's the bunny ears or some people say devil's horns or whatever the two fingers raised up.

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I remember doing that kind of stuff as a kid. Not even really knowing what it was, but just something funny to do, you know, and so, but that's their view of God, you know,

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Santa, Saint Nick, just palling around with Jesus like they're equals, like no big deal. Just, you know, one of the fellas and that's the low view of God that they have.

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And then Michael is age eight. This is my son. And I asked him to ask you a question and he said,

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Can I have a house made out of candy? You know, everybody, every child wants their house made out of candy.

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And the best part is you can eat it and it comes right back. Because it's heaven.

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There's a whole place called jello land in heaven. It really does exist. And then part of that land, of course, there's houses made out of candy.

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They're made out of all kinds of things, flowers, a whole house made out of flowers. And they sing to you all the time when you come to your mansion.

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But candy is one of the most favorite things. I know there's chocolate waterfalls probably would be a part of that mansion made out of candy.

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You can just go jump out in the waterfall and drink the chocolate or swim in the chocolate. And so yes, in the jello land part of it, people will reach out and they'll take, you know, a bite of the house or take a handful of the house meat and then it comes right back.

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You can bounce in the jello land houses also. And but the candy house, I think, is a great idea.

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It makes me think of that game Candy Land. So let me tell you, I will say this. Jesus Christ does have a soft part in his heart for sweets.

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So Jesus apparently really has a sweet tooth. Hope he brushes at least twice a day.

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We'd to get a cavity. Well, dear ones, if you think this is crazy and it is, but if you think nobody would believe such nonsense,

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I mean, surely they don't have much of a following, do they? Well, their YouTube channel has over a quarter million subscribers and 38 million video views.

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And as of this recording right now, my channel, I think as of a few days ago, 130 something, 130 something subscribers.

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I don't remember exactly. And somewhere in the neighborhood of 10 million video views. So a lot more than I've got, that's for sure.

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Not that I'm jealous. I am jealous of them in no way because I do not envy them on that day when they will have to stand before the real

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Jesus Christ and it won't be in Christmastown or jello land. They will have to give an account for the reproach that they are bringing upon his name and the gospel.

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Okay, dear ones. Thank you very much for watching until our next time together. May the grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God and the fellowship of his