Christians, Please STOP Doing This!
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Hi everyone! Thought I'd do something entirely different today. :) Relevant Magazine listed 15 of the top Christian parody music videos and I decided to react to some of them. Take a look!
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- And he'd learn God's name for all time He spelled his name with just Y -H -W -H
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- He spelled his name with just Y -H -W -H Stay ahead to this breed
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- If you plan to read more You can learn all about it It's the best
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- And now, for something entirely different Welcome to this video
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- My name is Nate If this is your very first time with me Well, stick with me
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- I think we'll have a good time And maybe we'll talk about something important If you saw my community post
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- Recently Then you know that there's things going on right now In my life, and I'm trying to figure it out
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- So I appreciate all of your patience And I figured, you know All this stuff that's going on with me And I'm trying to figure things out
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- And I appreciate your prayers Let's just do something light I have a little bit of time Let's see if we can have a good laugh
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- And maybe do something Out of the norm Hence this video So we have a magazine article from Relevant Magazine Not really familiar with Relevant I know they've been around for a little while But Relevant Magazine Has an article that says 15
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- Christian parodies of pop songs That you've got to see to believe That caught my attention And so we're gonna get into it
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- So here's the beginning of the article For almost as long as there have been pop songs There have been parodies of those pop songs
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- People who want to ride the coattails of a hit With their own unique spin on it Sometimes these can be funny
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- As seen in the work From the likes of Weird Al Yankovic Sometimes these are annoying As seen in most others
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- And sometimes they are fully sanctified As you can see in the deep and wide YouTube rabbit hole
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- Of Christian pop song parodies Stop Is there a rabbit hole that I'm not aware of Along these lines
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- Do you guys know about Videos That you could go down a rabbit hole
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- In this broader category of Christian parody I don't know if I want to know The answer to that There is virtually no limit to these unholy concoctions
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- But there is a ranking And then they list some of these Videos, let's just jump right in And take a look at what some of these are
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- Hey guys We are so glad that you Finally agreed to get together So we can talk about marriage
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- So Okay, step one, start off with a skit Where you're using only a camera
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- And it's stock microphone And nobody can hear what's being said So that's great And then step number two
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- Let's get Creflo Dollar To be in our skit Um, Creflo Can you just come in here for our music video
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- And just participate with us for a little bit here I'll tell you what, let me just read a scripture
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- Creflo's like I'll tell you what, why don't you pray For a jet And you know what,
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- God will bless you If you're believing him for a jet Don't get the wrong idea folks I love my brothers and sisters in Christ If I'm not a fan
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- Of these kinds of things I do actually Agree with the things that they're saying
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- So don't hear what I'm not saying This is not an exercise In Boy, pouring
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- Boiling water on top of somebody's head I just I think that there's a better way
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- And I'm going to talk about that At the end of this video, so stay with me But for now
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- I think we can laugh at ourselves That's all I'm trying to do here Take all that sinful garbage And just put it off Oh, okay
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- I see what's happening So the guy, you can
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- This guy right here Where's my mouse? You see this guy right here? He's been in a few plays
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- He's had some background And experience, he's very expressive His facial expressions
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- In terms of, you know Matching the person that's in the video Next to you, he's outperforming
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- The lady We never go on dates We get home from work too late
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- You know That's what my wife say That's what my wife say
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- Is gonna laugh
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- Because all we do is Fight Oh I mean, they're committed
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- You know what I mean? They're into it They're trying really hard They're trying very hard Okay Yeah Oh, wow
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- That's Alright He doesn't know how to pray
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- There's something wrong with his hands Look at this He doesn't, he's not entirely sure
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- He's looking at her For some guidance And a model of how to put your hands together when you pray
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- She's going straight up old school This is like Puritanical, right?
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- So we got the steeple fingers This is the church, this is the steeple Open the door and see all the people
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- Close the door and listen to them pray Open the door and they all walk away, right? Thank you, thank you very much
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- I think I got the gist of this one I'd say A for effort And that's all
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- I would say You know I'm all about that Christ About that Christ, no devil I'm all about that Christ About that Christ, no devil
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- I'm all about that Christ About that Christ, no devil I'm all about that Christ About that Christ Yeah, it's pretty clear
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- The devil's a pile of poo But he can't shake me, shake me From what I'm called to do
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- Cause I got the spirit inside me To finish the race He helps at all the right times
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- And all the right places This selfish world says It's all about you
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- But we know that stuff ain't right Love is the greatest virtue You've got that inner beauty
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- Just let it shine I feel it From the bottom to the top The word says that there is no darkness
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- That can hide the light And that Jesus died
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- So you can have eternal life A free gift to you
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- Not a thing you could ever earn So confess with your tongue
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- And accept in your heart Too much spaghetti
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- And you get indigestion That heartburn
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- That goes along with too much tomato paste Cause your body can't handle it That's what I'm feeling currently
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- At the moment It's cringe Because you know
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- I'm all about that Christ About that Christ, no devil I'm all about that Christ Somebody forgot to tell the lady over here
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- A little bit more pep Christ, no devil I'm all about that Christ About that Christ, no devil
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- I'm all about that Christ About that Christ I'm bringing gospel back
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- Go ahead and tell your faith So what if some of them may talk some smack
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- That sharing the gospel The devil in his tracks Alright, alright, okay
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- I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it I got it, I got it, I got it I got it,
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- I got it Totally affirm the message That's it
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- What do we got here Pop It's important If it's trashy, you gotta put the muumuu on it
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- Ladies I think it's very important that you understand Girls, all you girls watching
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- If it's trashy Put the muumuu on Who is
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- They had somebody off camera It's like, what was the job description For this person when you hired them
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- We need you to stand off stage And at the appropriate time In the song, we need you to throw a muumuu at my head
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- Which by the way Who Do you know any Maybe I'm at the wrong church
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- I've never seen a Christian wear a muumuu Like ever Didn't muumuu's go out of style
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- Decades ago What are we trying to say here Ladies I love the guy
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- Whoever the guy is, he's crouching He's crouching down Do I do it now Yeah Hit her right in the head with a muumuu
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- I did that No, no, no
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- No, no Stop it I got it
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- Moving on Okay, alright Yeah Mmm Yeah Amen Amen I mean, you can't
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- It's hard to like This beat Bruno Mars It's hard I'm bumping my head
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- It's going to take a little bit of effort To ruin this song Yeah Amen Oh Oh HSC Alright, here we go
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- Here we go Six months practice To do this one move Yeah, let's do it again
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- Yeah, you didn't see it the first time Here it is again Yeah, I'm proud
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- What is HSC Oh Put some
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- Jesus in it I see what you did I like him, he's good
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- Amen Amen You know the
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- I am Yeah What is
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- HSC What is HSC High school choir
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- No High strength cholesterol No What is HSC I don't understand
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- What's happening right now If I'm looking for God Just watch
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- You know what, by the way There's a lot of God In those gold chains around their neck
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- You know what I mean If I want to show people God If you're looking for God, just watch
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- Look at all these gold chains There it is, there's God There's a lot of gospel
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- In these gold chains If you see these guys on the regular street And you're walking by and they say
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- If you're looking for God, just watch this Yeah Please stand up Okay, I got saved when
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- I was 30 All I hear are the original lyrics to this song I'm going to talk about this at the end of the video
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- All I hear Are the original lyrics to this song What is the goal
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- Of doing something like this I don't I don't
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- How long did it take for this person To write down the lyrics to this Before cutting this video how a month two months three months six months and then and then perfecting the you know slim shady voice well some of the scandals are caused by people posting as evangelists but if Jesus loves his enemies and Pharisees and there's a reason that you can't get another chance and believe but if you feel a slight chill
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- I got the antifreeze this is not a fantasy all right all right yeah
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- I got it I mean you know again a for effort most of it's to the beat and then you get into these weird things where you want to shove this one word in because it's it fits into your agenda but it doesn't and you go so be it you just throw it in oh gosh
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- Christians can I can I just ask why why would they say that why would they when people walk on by look at that and go man he's whack
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- I'm not saying it are you don't look at my body look at my buddy who's your buddy
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- I don't know but look at my buddy it it really needed to fit right because we're just cutting out words we don't like and trying to place in things that are
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- Christian and so instead of buddy it's her body it's buddy okay got it look at my buddy
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- I got I got news for you if you are in you know older golden years okay and you're sitting on your walker cuz you're probably tired cuz you know you've been out and about you're walking around and you see that guy walking up to you run as fast as you possibly can there's so much oh my gosh patience what is what somebody had to record that hey look at my buddy raining down as I'm falling to my feet
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- I got a passion in my heart and I ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it
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- I'm blessed and I know it all right oh please those aren't those aren't real those aren't real homeless people are they please don't put real homeless people in your parody sexy and I know it video
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- I love it
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- I love it there's so much gospel in that sign there's just so much gospel there you know what
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- I mean I'm blessed and I know it people look at that that's what Jesus told the disciples to do you know what go and make disciples of all the nation and teaching them to create signs that say
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- I'm blessed and I know it puppets puppets let me ask this question what is it with Christians and puppets like if you go back a ways couple decades all you saw were
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- Christians using puppets for everything right and probably what's going on here is again intentions in the right place hearts in the right place puppets probably for the kids but I mean come on if you go back a couple decades to the 80s
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- I was alive back then Christians and their puppets there's something going on with it you know I mean by the way puppets we're gonna have nightmares tonight oh there you are there he is he's getting ready
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- I love it too you see but there's probably under the curtain right there's just these guys that with these sticks like this you know they're so happy a god night yep in no way am
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- I actually singing in my own head the original lyrics I've completely forgotten them and now they're replaced with these words god night yeah oh there she is we're gonna have a lot of nightmares tonight
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- Oh Catchy beat Tonight's gonna be a god night Tonight's gonna be a god night
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- Tonight's gonna be a place god night Tonight's gonna be a place god night
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- Tonight's the night Tonight's the night Let's lift him up We're praising Jesus Don't interrupt
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- Say hallelujah Unto our God Get off your sofa
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- Get off your sofa I know that we don't have a ball
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- But praise him and serve him And give him our all I feel blessed and I want to let it show
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- Let's go all out Give him all control Don't fill my cup
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- Muzzle top Our worship service Is taking off Devil's a clown
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- Let's shut him down Let's lift our hands And we'll do it again
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- Let's praise him Praise him Praise him After that song
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- I have a feeling What is
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- What is it With Christians and puppets What is going on right now
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- One man With a sheep he was found I said one man
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- Saw a bush on the mount he said how come it's not burned to the ground guess i need to see what's happening one day in a place long ago i said one man who for short will call mo and the lord he did find and he learned god's name for all time he spelled his name with just oh my gosh yeah what do you have to do with your mouth in order to make that pronunciation of w y h yeah why ain't that yate w h all right that's enough that's enough that's enough oh my gosh why let's just stop at why i mean why here's the deal no faulting these brothers and sisters uh for their heart and where their heart is trying to you know engage uh christians in today's kind of culture i totally from i have the same heart okay um but i think we have to understand a few things and now i'm talking to you know those of us who are creatives we have that drive in us we are we we have a desire to um make some kind of art you know well we have to understand that the role of the artist you know the role of the storyteller uh whatever is to create a a a space for people to react to your art in order to become enchanted okay paul gould talks about this in his book cultural apologetics the reality is that we as a people have largely become disenchanted from the transcendence of the world that is around us you know we walk around many of us in the church as well um do this but we walk around like practical atheists all right walking talking speaking as if all there is to the world is the physical you know all all there is is what we can see taste and touch you know molecules matter and motion right but art what art can do if it's done well what it can do is it can give folks a glimpse of and a longing for that far -off country you know that that transcendent space that's right around the corner of our own experience that's what good art should be attempting to induce in all of us good art in my opinion or maybe i could say like the best art is not meant to make people like travel a journey into the furthest corners of their own subjective experience but rather to let people feel the real experience of the transcendence of the world around us there's just there's something else going on in our reality that is deeper and spiritual and wonderful and amazing and more than anything that we could possibly imagine and it's all true okay it's real paul gould says it like this the whole world is haunted all right it's haunted by a spiritual dimension there is a spiritual realm um to to the nature of our experience but we've been led astray from a real connection to that experience and so many of us have lost much of the understanding of our real desires to transcend the physical the desires are there um but we're seeking to fulfill those desires with other things and it always falls short you know c .s