Pirate Christian Media 2019 Conference Audio

Hey you! Yes! You! Are you tired of spending over $300 on crummy megachurch conferences that feed you mamby-pamby self-help theology so bad that it makes you want to dunk your head in a deep fryer? Well cook no further with PyroChristian Media's 2019 Conference Audio.

For just $24 .95 US dollars, you too can experience the magic of a Christian conference bereft of pretense, sappy music, or even a budget. You'll get to hear engaging lectures from Pastor Chris Rosebro, Pastor Gervais Charmley, Nicole Rosebro, and Carrie Ferguson.

These lectures include topics like abuse of leadership in the church, the serious errors of the passion translation, making the case against women's ordination, and why is Stephen Hawking buried in Westminster Abbey?

For the simple price of two large, three-topping pizzas, you too can bask in the glory of a dirt-cheap conference filled to bursting with the free gift that is Jesus's gospel. All together with eight lectures and two Q &A sessions, there are over nine hours worth of content.

With that much listening time, you could drive from Des Moines, Iowa to Denver, Colorado, or from San Juan Capistrano to Los Angeles during rush hour. In any case, don't miss out on owning a piece of pyro-Christian media history from the rain-swept shores of Swansea.

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