Reformation Celebrations Presents: The Doug Wilson Birthday Party Package (for Covenant Children)

Are your kids bored with the standard fare of normal birthday party themes? Do superheroes in bounce houses do nothing for your budding scholar who's more interested in Augustine than he is in action figures?

Does your mini reformer get more excited about having his theological curiosity peaked than he does playing the latest iteration of Roblox?

Then we have just the thing for you. Reformation Celebrations presents the Doug Wilson Birthday Party Package for Covenant children.

Our package includes a signature sweater vest for the birthday child, candy cigars for all the kiddos, along with an abridged version of the book

Mere Christendom, which Doug himself will come and read aloud during the party. It'll be like your own personal episode of Blog and Mayblog.

Then when it's time to serve the cake, Doug will bring out his flamethrower and light the entire dining room table on fire.

And don't worry, he does this all the time. On a budget? No problem. At Reformation Celebrations, we understand today's economy is about as stable as a theological

Twitter debate. So if you're a Baptist on a budget, you may prefer our Paul Washer birthday experience.

We can't promise as many laughs as Doug, but he will definitely cause your partiers some introspection as they're made to cry every time they clap.

Got teenagers? Then we recommend the Vody Bokum Package, where he comes wearing his jiu -jitsu gi and challenges all the teenage boys to a grappling match.

They may not be saying amen, but they'll most certainly be saying ouch. Finally, if you're on a really tight budget, don't forget our

Harbor Freight Doug option, which is just me in a sweater vest, cracking jokes about denominations, and eating cake.

Just remember, I get the corner piece with the flour, or I don't come. So if you're looking for a birthday experience that your covenant child will never forget, contact

Reformation Celebrations today. This video was inspired by a young man named

Jeb, who asked his dad for a Doug Wilson -themed birthday party. Jeb, thanks for the idea, and I hope you have a very happy birthday.

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