8 Minutes of NOPES! (Ep. 40-64)

The Holy Nope

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I feel like i'm losing my mind Is everybody in the world blind?

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It's a beautiful day got my bible. I'm ready to go. I'm part of your life You've been called ugly. You've been called a bitch before.

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Yeah I command the spirit of bitch to come out I command the spirit of bitch to come out everyone that called you a bitch everyone that called you a nope

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It's a beautiful day got my bible. I'm ready to go It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go god loves free will there's a whole there's a whole group of people out there

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It says well, you know All god wants you to do is his will and part of his will is that he would do our will

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Yeah, because he gave us a free will Yes, and he loves, you know as much as Nope It's the lord's day.

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I got my bible. I'm ready to hear the word. No iron man I may have missed the point, but i'm sure you'll get the hang of it

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It's the end of the world as we know it It's the end of the world.

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It's the end of the world as we know it I feel fine

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I get knocked down, but i'll get up again Never gonna keep me down. I get knocked down, but I get up again

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Never gonna keep nope It's a beautiful day got my bible.

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I'm ready to go which the canadian office uh is Nope Nope, it's a beautiful day.

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Got my bible. I'm ready to go It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go tell us your name and tell us why you're being baptized tonight

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Hi, i'm crystal and I just know that god is calling me to be a warrior for his animal kingdom

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And that i'm to lead angels of art an army of angels to protect animals across the world

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And I just know I can't do it without god Come on, give yourself a round of applause

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It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go let that holy ghost language come up out of you go ahead

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Son It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go

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Next and final song is going to be one that has made me pretty famous over the last few years. Um, it has took me

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A lot of places. I didn't think I would be at It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go

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I said god i've prayed for like a hundred crippled people not one He said that's because I want you to grab that lady's crippled legs and bang them up and down on the platform like a baseball bat

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It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go and i'm thinking god why is not the power of god moving?

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He said because you haven't kicked that woman in the face It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go and some of you need to step into blessing

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And you do that with an act of faith. Yes Three hundred dollars

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Why is that significant? It's significant number one because it got your attention

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And it's significant number two because that's what the prophet of god spoke You say but I may not have three hundred dollars right now

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Well, what do you have? No It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go if you had one shot

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Or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted one moment

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Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo Nope It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go in 2014

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Pastor daniel is sickle made headlines when he told congregants to eat grass because it would bring them closer to god

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Oh, did anyone die when they eat grass? Nope It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go

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Nope It's a beautiful day got my bible.

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I'm ready to go when that sperm of the uh word It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go

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I'm loaded. I'm pregnant with miracles. Nope It's a beautiful day got my bible i'm ready to go

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Nope It's the lord's day.

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I got my bible. I'm ready to hear the word an alternative telling of matthew 4 1 to 11

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The tempter took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world in their splendor

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And he said to him All these I will give you if you will fall down and worship me

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But jesus answered Woe to you tempter for you have made me an offer. I cannot refuse and then jesus the son of god

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Bowed his head down low and worship I feel like i'm losing my mind