8 Minutes of NOPES! (Ep. 109-129)

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8 Minutes of NOPES! (Ep. 109-129)

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I feel like I'm losing my mind Is everybody in the world blind?

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Beautiful day, got my Bible, I'm ready to go My rhymes are flying, my beats are sick My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger

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That's cause Jesus Christ is my name Nope, mm -mm Beautiful day, got my

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Bible, I'm ready to go Nope, mm -mm

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It's a beautiful day, got my Bible, I'm ready to go It's rain I said

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I'm moist I'm moist Good God, yes

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I am Rain Nope, mm -mm The Lord's day,

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I got my Bible, I'm ready to hear the word The, the, the, the young silver Parents control your kids, give them something to eat

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I don't wanna hear all of that while I'm preaching Give them something to eat, I got apple sauce back there Some, y 'all get some apple sauce for those babies

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I don't wanna hear all that while I'm preaching I need to focus Somebody say

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Amen Nope, mm -mm It's the Lord's day.

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I got my Bible. I'm ready to hear the word a Pastor, I I really respected said some words and hurt me so bad

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And one time I was laying on the floor actually was in this room I'm laying on the floor and in an in a vision in an encounter with God in a vision

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Jesus picks me up and holds me so close that I can't see anything And he holds me so close and Jesus starts to weep and he says, please forgive me

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Please forgive me. So what are you talking about? Please forgive you he said

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When that pastor hurt you It's as if I hurt you cuz he's a member of my body.

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Please forgive me It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go It's the

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Lord's day. I got my Bible. I'm ready to hear the word It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible I'm ready to go It's the

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Lord's day. I got my Bible. I'm ready to hear the word Constipated is unclogging you tonight.

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I See a 10 -foot angel Standing right behind you wearing rubber gloves.

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Oh It's the Lord's day. I got my

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Bible. I'm ready to hear the word Mario so much. I got to play this game There it is.

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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go guys. Come on Come on beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go. It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go. I'm at Grace Cathedral in San Francisco, California Hundreds of folks are gonna come here to witness the

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Beyonce mass Bringing together secular music and a religious message to tell a story of empowerment for particularly women of color

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But for anyone who happens to sing praises to the goddess herself Beyonce I'm out of breath cuz we sing

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Beyonce and It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible I'm ready to go Jesus his favorite place to go in heaven would be Christmastown Beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go It's a beautiful day got my

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Bible I'm ready to go you can actually command physical objects to do stuff How can a bone or a table or your wallet you lost hear you?

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So everything created has atoms protons neutrons inside that has sound waves God put the sound at everything creation and that sound wave hears

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God's commands and when you're in the glory and you repeat what he Says the sound wave in that object doesn't hear you.

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It hears God's voice. That's why God told Moses speak to the rock He'll turn to water. How does it turn water from the molecular core sound wave turn water in the inside out?

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It's a beautiful day got my Bible. I'm ready to go this argument I keep hearing them say over and over the

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Lord commands us to meet the Lord commands us to meet He does not know

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It's the Lord's Day. I got my Bible. I'm ready to hear the word well

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Hi Bo peep Good to see you

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Are you at church? Yes, we are. Welcome to Saddleback everybody as you guys are being seated.

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Tell your partner beside you Do you do you vote for Team Woody or Team Buzz and I better hear a lot of Team Woody out there

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Go ahead and grab a seat y 'all Beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go Beautiful day got my

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Bible. I'm ready to go Wait, no, okay, okay

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Boy boy Everybody in the world, please